Good, grief Charlie Brown.
Ah, nostalgia - a dying joy in 2020.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Oct 17, 2020
- 15 min
COVID 19 Update
Well Helllooo. Did you know that COVID is still a thing? It is. Earlier this summer, I attended an online CE (Continuing Education)...
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Kaelyn Turner
- Oct 7, 2020
- 8 min
I got riiiice cookin' in the microwave...
...got a three day beard I don't plan to shave.. Lighten up, would ya? I will. That last one was a bit touchy, I'd say. Vaccines are...
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Kaelyn Turner
- Sep 24, 2020
- 12 min
'tis the season when we argue, falalalala la la la laaa!
...those minor colds and things actually make you stronger...
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.." -Kelly Clarkson
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Kaelyn Turner
- Sep 11, 2020
- 9 min
How much can't can a white girl can't if a white girl literally could not even?
Why am I writing about shots? Because you are being robbed.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Sep 4, 2020
- 11 min
LaCroix isn't actually gross. It's just your brain.
These scientists birthed some more genetically modified rats. GMO rats. Yum.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Aug 28, 2020
- 11 min
East bound and down.
Name a more accurate love|hate. I'll wait...
R U N N I N G.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Aug 23, 2020
- 8 min
TMI. Season 1 Episode 1: 2020.
But here I am, one more hair ball, clogging up the drain. Happy to be here!
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Kaelyn Turner
- Aug 19, 2020
- 7 min
That's why there's corn in your poop.
Cauliflower. Is a carb? Yes, and it may hate you. You already know if it hates you if you have bubble gut every time you eat it.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Aug 18, 2020
- 5 min
Ew, meditation?
You aren't always dressed in all white, sitting in easy pose on a beach rock in Mexico, although... how much are plane tickets right now?
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