Kaelyn TurnerJul 198 minShe won't count sheep 'cuz she scared of sheep!! Okay, well, just count!The mental gymnastics should have won me a gold medal.
Kaelyn TurnerNov 10, 20227 minChihuahua Mode: ENGAGE Part 2 Rated R: Language[I'm SO ANNOYED that when I typed those chapter titles in all caps, my brain said that is not proper MLA format ...]
Kaelyn TurnerOct 3, 20225 minTwist some panties in a bunch. Let's get clear on the difference between ENERGY and STIMULATION.
Kaelyn TurnerSep 28, 20228 minChihuahua mode: ENGAGE. Part 1.I'm a burst-shaped peg and my career has been a square hole.
Kaelyn TurnerAug 22, 202211 minThere's an oil for that.Oh boy Mickey Mouse. It's been a hot minute. Me life has been eventful. We were in a wedding. Then went on a small vacation. Husband got...
Kaelyn TurnerMay 26, 20226 minHi Ho! Hi Ho! It's off to Hell I go!Take a lap. Walk off your bewilderment. Spread the word.
Kaelyn TurnerMar 27, 20227 minThis is just a drill.I really wanted Pam from The Office to be the thumbnail but that was not an option.