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She won't count sheep 'cuz she scared of sheep!! Okay, well, just count!
The mental gymnastics should have won me a gold medal.
Kaelyn Turner
Jul 19, 20238 min read
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It's giving British Britney.
Antibiotics and Germs and the Apocalypse, oh my!
Kaelyn Turner
Mar 6, 20239 min read
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Go sit on a cactus.
It itches my Type A.
Kaelyn Turner
Jan 24, 20237 min read
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Chihuahua Mode: ENGAGE Part 2 Rated R: Language
[I'm SO ANNOYED that when I typed those chapter titles in all caps, my brain said that is not proper MLA format ...]
Kaelyn Turner
Nov 10, 20227 min read
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sonofa gott dog. rated PG13: language
My FreeStyle Libre experience!
Kaelyn Turner
Nov 1, 20229 min read
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Twist some panties in a bunch.
Let's get clear on the difference between ENERGY and STIMULATION.
Kaelyn Turner
Oct 3, 20225 min read
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Chihuahua mode: ENGAGE. Part 1.
I'm a burst-shaped peg and my career has been a square hole.
Kaelyn Turner
Sep 28, 20228 min read
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There's an oil for that.
Oh boy Mickey Mouse. It's been a hot minute. Me life has been eventful. We were in a wedding. Then went on a small vacation. Husband got...
Kaelyn Turner
Aug 22, 202211 min read
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Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's off to Hell I go!
Take a lap. Walk off your bewilderment. Spread the word.
Kaelyn Turner
May 26, 20226 min read
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This is just a drill.
I really wanted Pam from The Office to be the thumbnail but that was not an option.
Kaelyn Turner
Mar 27, 20227 min read
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