She won't count sheep 'cuz she scared of sheep!! Okay, well, just count!
The mental gymnastics should have won me a gold medal.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Mar 6
- 9 min
It's giving British Britney.
Antibiotics and Germs and the Apocalypse, oh my!
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Kaelyn Turner
- Nov 10, 2022
- 7 min
Chihuahua Mode: ENGAGE Part 2 Rated R: Language
[I'm SO ANNOYED that when I typed those chapter titles in all caps, my brain said that is not proper MLA format ...]
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Kaelyn Turner
- Nov 1, 2022
- 9 min
sonofa gott dog. rated PG13: language
My FreeStyle Libre experience!
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Kaelyn Turner
- Oct 3, 2022
- 5 min
Twist some panties in a bunch.
Let's get clear on the difference between ENERGY and STIMULATION.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Sep 28, 2022
- 8 min
Chihuahua mode: ENGAGE. Part 1.
I'm a burst-shaped peg and my career has been a square hole.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Aug 22, 2022
- 11 min
There's an oil for that.
Oh boy Mickey Mouse. It's been a hot minute. Me life has been eventful. We were in a wedding. Then went on a small vacation. Husband got...
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Kaelyn Turner
- May 26, 2022
- 6 min
Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's off to Hell I go!
Take a lap. Walk off your bewilderment. Spread the word.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Mar 27, 2022
- 7 min
This is just a drill.
I really wanted Pam from The Office to be the thumbnail but that was not an option.
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