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She won't count sheep 'cuz she scared of sheep!! Okay, well, just count!
The mental gymnastics should have won me a gold medal.
Kaelyn Turner
Jul 19, 20238 min read
It's giving British Britney.
Antibiotics and Germs and the Apocalypse, oh my!
Kaelyn Turner
Mar 6, 20239 min read
Go sit on a cactus.
It itches my Type A.
Kaelyn Turner
Jan 24, 20237 min read
Chihuahua Mode: ENGAGE Part 2 Rated R: Language
[I'm SO ANNOYED that when I typed those chapter titles in all caps, my brain said that is not proper MLA format ...]
Kaelyn Turner
Nov 10, 20227 min read
sonofa gott dog. rated PG13: language
My FreeStyle Libre experience!
Kaelyn Turner
Nov 1, 20229 min read
Twist some panties in a bunch.
Let's get clear on the difference between ENERGY and STIMULATION.
Kaelyn Turner
Oct 3, 20225 min read
Chihuahua mode: ENGAGE. Part 1.
I'm a burst-shaped peg and my career has been a square hole.
Kaelyn Turner
Sep 28, 20228 min read
There's an oil for that.
Oh boy Mickey Mouse. It's been a hot minute. Me life has been eventful. We were in a wedding. Then went on a small vacation. Husband got...
Kaelyn Turner
Aug 22, 202211 min read
Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's off to Hell I go!
Take a lap. Walk off your bewilderment. Spread the word.
Kaelyn Turner
May 26, 20226 min read
This is just a drill.
I really wanted Pam from The Office to be the thumbnail but that was not an option.
Kaelyn Turner
Mar 27, 20227 min read
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