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Go sit on a cactus.
It itches my Type A.
Kaelyn Turner
Jan 24, 20237 min read
This is how you come up with names that you will NEVER give your children.
I don't do Rx Bars... because my teeth (and skin) are ratchet as Hell middle of the mall quality but very expensive price.
Kaelyn Turner
Oct 19, 202122 min read
However you pour the sand in your holes.
This blog is about one of my regular, tried-and-true soap boxes, and is also the elaboration of one of my signature one-liner life mottos!
Kaelyn Turner
Aug 10, 202110 min read
i'm blank.
ROY G. BIV
Kaelyn Turner
Jan 21, 202111 min read
East bound and down.
Name a more accurate love|hate. I'll wait...
R U N N I N G.
Kaelyn Turner
Aug 28, 202011 min read
Ew, meditation?
You aren't always dressed in all white, sitting in easy pose on a beach rock in Mexico, although... how much are plane tickets right now?
Kaelyn Turner
Aug 18, 20205 min read
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