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Go sit on a cactus.
It itches my Type A.
Kaelyn Turner
Jan 24, 20237 min read
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This is how you come up with names that you will NEVER give your children.
I don't do Rx Bars... because my teeth (and skin) are ratchet as Hell middle of the mall quality but very expensive price.
Kaelyn Turner
Oct 19, 202122 min read
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However you pour the sand in your holes.
This blog is about one of my regular, tried-and-true soap boxes, and is also the elaboration of one of my signature one-liner life mottos!
Kaelyn Turner
Aug 10, 202110 min read
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i'm blank.
ROY G. BIV
Kaelyn Turner
Jan 21, 202111 min read
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East bound and down.
Name a more accurate love|hate. I'll wait...
R U N N I N G.
Kaelyn Turner
Aug 28, 202011 min read
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Ew, meditation?
You aren't always dressed in all white, sitting in easy pose on a beach rock in Mexico, although... how much are plane tickets right now?
Kaelyn Turner
Aug 18, 20205 min read
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