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She won't count sheep 'cuz she scared of sheep!! Okay, well, just count!
The mental gymnastics should have won me a gold medal.
Kaelyn Turner
Jul 19, 20238 min read
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It's giving British Britney.
Antibiotics and Germs and the Apocalypse, oh my!
Kaelyn Turner
Mar 6, 20239 min read
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Chihuahua Mode: ENGAGE Part 2 Rated R: Language
[I'm SO ANNOYED that when I typed those chapter titles in all caps, my brain said that is not proper MLA format ...]
Kaelyn Turner
Nov 10, 20227 min read
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sonofa gott dog. rated PG13: language
My FreeStyle Libre experience!
Kaelyn Turner
Nov 1, 20229 min read
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Twist some panties in a bunch.
Let's get clear on the difference between ENERGY and STIMULATION.
Kaelyn Turner
Oct 3, 20225 min read
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There's an oil for that.
Oh boy Mickey Mouse. It's been a hot minute. Me life has been eventful. We were in a wedding. Then went on a small vacation. Husband got...
Kaelyn Turner
Aug 22, 202211 min read
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But did you die? Part 2.
Bugs & Drugs. Matching drugs to bugs. A grand, tall soap box.
Kaelyn Turner
Jul 18, 20218 min read
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Welcome to the Jungle.
this list could never ever be all-inclusive, because you humans are innovative and creative and y'all come up with new stuff all the time...
Kaelyn Turner
Jun 9, 20217 min read
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But, did you die? Part 1.
Hi. My little dog Pepper pooped in my car this morning while I was driving her and her sister to their haircuts. Thanks to that and...
Kaelyn Turner
May 16, 202110 min read
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Back to regular programming.
You go to New Orleans for your bachelorette party or Mardi Gras and you're gonna be living first in that 6-7 zone...
Kaelyn Turner
Mar 3, 202111 min read
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Good, grief Charlie Brown.
Ah, nostalgia - a dying joy in 2020.
Kaelyn Turner
Nov 3, 20208 min read
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LaCroix isn't actually gross. It's just your brain.
These scientists birthed some more genetically modified rats. GMO rats. Yum.
Kaelyn Turner
Sep 4, 202011 min read
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TMI. Season 1 Episode 1: 2020.
But here I am, one more hair ball, clogging up the drain. Happy to be here!
Kaelyn Turner
Aug 23, 20208 min read
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That's why there's corn in your poop.
Cauliflower. Is a carb? Yes, and it may hate you. You already know if it hates you if you have bubble gut every time you eat it.
Kaelyn Turner
Aug 19, 20207 min read
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The Post that Turned the Light On: COVID CE
Original Publication Date: July 16, 2020: "Today, I listened to a live continuing education seminar hosted by UL CNE, with speakers Drs....
Kaelyn Turner
Aug 18, 20206 min read
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