Kaelyn Turner
Chihuahua Mode: ENGAGE Part 2 Rated R: Language
[I'm SO ANNOYED that when I typed those chapter titles in all caps, my brain said that is not proper MLA format ...]
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Kaelyn Turner
- Nov 1
- 9 min
sonofa gott dog. rated PG13: language
My FreeStyle Libre experience!
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Kaelyn Turner
- Oct 3
- 5 min
Twist some panties in a bunch.
Let's get clear on the difference between ENERGY and STIMULATION.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Aug 22
- 11 min
There's an oil for that.
Oh boy Mickey Mouse. It's been a hot minute. Me life has been eventful. We were in a wedding. Then went on a small vacation. Husband got...
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Kaelyn Turner
- Jul 18, 2021
- 8 min
But did you die? Part 2.
Bugs & Drugs. Matching drugs to bugs. A grand, tall soap box.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Jun 9, 2021
- 7 min
Welcome to the Jungle.
this list could never ever be all-inclusive, because you humans are innovative and creative and y'all come up with new stuff all the time...
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Kaelyn Turner
- May 16, 2021
- 10 min
But, did you die? Part 1.
Hi. My little dog Pepper pooped in my car this morning while I was driving her and her sister to their haircuts. Thanks to that and...
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Kaelyn Turner
- Mar 3, 2021
- 11 min
Back to regular programming.
You go to New Orleans for your bachelorette party or Mardi Gras and you're gonna be living first in that 6-7 zone...
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Kaelyn Turner
- Nov 3, 2020
- 8 min
Good, grief Charlie Brown.
Ah, nostalgia - a dying joy in 2020.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Sep 4, 2020
- 11 min
LaCroix isn't actually gross. It's just your brain.
These scientists birthed some more genetically modified rats. GMO rats. Yum.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Aug 23, 2020
- 7 min
TMI. Season 1 Episode 1: 2020.
But here I am, one more hair ball, clogging up the drain. Happy to be here!
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Kaelyn Turner
- Aug 19, 2020
- 7 min
That's why there's corn in your poop.
Cauliflower. Is a carb? Yes, and it may hate you. You already know if it hates you if you have bubble gut every time you eat it.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Aug 18, 2020
- 6 min
The Post that Turned the Light On: COVID CE
Original Publication Date: July 16, 2020: "Today, I listened to a live continuing education seminar hosted by UL CNE, with speakers Drs....
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