I don't do Rx Bars... because my teeth (and skin) are ratchet as Hell middle of the mall quality but very expensive price.

This blog is about one of my regular, tried-and-true soap boxes, and is also the elaboration of one of my signature one-liner life mottos!

Bugs & Drugs. Matching drugs to bugs. A grand, tall soap box.

this list could never ever be all-inclusive, because you humans are innovative and creative and y'all come up with new stuff all the time...

Hi. My little dog Pepper pooped in my car this morning while I was driving her and her sister to their haircuts. Thanks to that and...

You go to New Orleans for your bachelorette party or Mardi Gras and you're gonna be living first in that 6-7 zone...

I use the term "rollercoaster" a lot, but this experience was a damn rollercoaster and a half and I even puked on it once.

ROY G. BIV

I feel like we're going to stop using B.C. and A.D. to record dates in history and start using A.C. - After Corona. We are in Year 0 A.C.

I can't let this week go by without putting out a blog! Right? What would y'all do without it? Y'all would be just fine, that's what.