Kaelyn Turner
However you pour the sand in your holes.
This blog is about one of my regular, tried-and-true soap boxes, and is also the elaboration of one of my signature one-liner life mottos!
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Kaelyn Turner
- Jul 18, 2021
- 8 min
But did you die? Part 2.
Bugs & Drugs. Matching drugs to bugs. A grand, tall soap box.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Jun 9, 2021
- 7 min
Welcome to the Jungle.
this list could never ever be all-inclusive, because you humans are innovative and creative and y'all come up with new stuff all the time...
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Kaelyn Turner
- May 16, 2021
- 10 min
But, did you die? Part 1.
Hi. My little dog Pepper pooped in my car this morning while I was driving her and her sister to their haircuts. Thanks to that and...
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Kaelyn Turner
- Mar 3, 2021
- 11 min
Back to regular programming.
You go to New Orleans for your bachelorette party or Mardi Gras and you're gonna be living first in that 6-7 zone...
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Kaelyn Turner
- Feb 8, 2021
- 9 min
Listen, we needed some greenery, but...
I use the term "rollercoaster" a lot, but this experience was a damn rollercoaster and a half and I even puked on it once.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Dec 6, 2020
- 9 min
I'm noticing a trend around here.
I feel like we're going to stop using B.C. and A.D. to record dates in history and start using A.C. - After Corona. We are in Year 0 A.C.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Nov 13, 2020
- 8 min
Winter is coming.
I can't let this week go by without putting out a blog!
Right? What would y'all do without it?
Y'all would be just fine, that's what.
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Kaelyn Turner
- Nov 3, 2020
- 8 min
Good, grief Charlie Brown.
Ah, nostalgia - a dying joy in 2020.
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